If you, like us, are really into eXtreme birdwatching, and we mean really into it, and we're talking like napalm assists,
whipper-will hammer throws, double nasties and all that totally f'd up birdwatching shizzle, then you can go f yourself
because you're totally lying. There's no way you're even one tenth as eXtreme as we are.

 

Cat shelters - We like them because they take care of the cats... that eat birds.